His name is not JIMINY. He does not SING. He does not bring GOOD LUCK or GOOD KARMA. His name is Evil. He makes me whimper like a whipped puppeh and he brings fear and loathing into my home.
There was one in my hallway this evening. It took all my courage to go for my fly swatter and not smack him silly, but smack him dead. Smackdown! is on tomorrow but tonight it was SmackDead.
No bug is charming, cute, or harmless when it's IN MY HOME.
I got issues.