Some time ago, my mother bought me a tomato. It had rather a frisky stem and she thought it would amuse me to draw it. So I did. The result is above. And although the paper has the color of a slice of ripe Gouda cheese, it is in actuality only a piece of old-school Strathmore drawing paper. My scanning talents aren't exactly prime.
I hope to see this fruit/vegetable mutant published one day. I will send it out when I have a suitable collection – a bouquet g-art-ni, as it were – put together. Look for it in a low-circ, high-priced, low-paying magazine near you.